Wheee! The 200th blogpost. Dedicated to ME. I feel so grown up now. I actually think I am somewhat - Ahem! - awesome. Ish, perasan. :D *smooches myself* (was gonna type xoxo, but. you know before Gossip Girl xoxo was my thing! MINE! but everyone uses it now so i don't wanna use it) (btw my lips can't reach my cheeks 0.o)

*long post ahead. skip if in a hurry*

So trials was a complete fiasco. I don't only mean my lack of studying, but also, the PKPSM paper is the shittiest, most meaningless, unorganized bullshit paper I've ever taken. There were so many mistakes in the papers, not your typical typo, or printing errors. You get mistakes in the value you need to calculate/get the answers from. Like x=-9 became x=-8. Or the initial cathode ray oscilloscope diagram that we're suppose to modify. Like WTF?! We were cracking our brains and wasting precious exam time(no additional time) then the teacher comes butting in correcting the questions not once but 2, 3 times! WTFFFFFFF! The questions were completely irrelevent. You get questions like 'Suggest how people can be encouraged to practice the 4R's?' in BIOLOGY. Isn't that suppose to come out in Moral? Even when you do get relevant questions, it's something like: 'Mr Sukorli,42,has cardiovascular disease. He smokes 20 cigarettes a day, taking fast food meal, and lacking of exercise.(yes i know grammer error its exact phrase from paper) Why does he have cardiovascular disease?' WhyTF are you asking me?! Because he smokes 20 cigarettes a day, taking fast food meal, and lacking of exercise lah! AND it's a 10 marks question loh.

OR. Like in add maths. Checking and checking and rechecking oh shit dao why can't I get the correct value formula wrong or sub wrong or add wrong or concept wrong ei why is the teacher here HAR?! wrong value ah mother loving piece of crap lah you I just spent 15 minutes on this question! That in a super pekchek and sleepy situation cuz I slept 3 hours only day before add maths. Niao dao. -.- It goes to a point where I actually regret staying up late to memorize all the little facts and main points simply because the paper is too shitty to be a paper.

(Feeling a bit panicky/nervous typing up till this point cuz they start distributing papers tomorrow. K I'll just drop the subj here.)

So. I - *Drum rolls* - am a shopping addict. I'm not a buying addict, but I'm a shopping addict. There's a difference. I can't walk down the mall not glancing around for sugar, spice, and everything nice pretty much everything that look nice. Especially when there's a sale. But the thing is I'm so so so proud of myself cuz I'm ALWAYS in budget! *jumps up and down excitedly* I don't buy unless... I buy. (ok thats bull) Heh just a random fact.

And. Ahem. You. Guys. Are. Pissing. Me. Off. If you have time to say : 'OMG,我来不及读完了！' then 你就不是读不完了啦。If 你真的读不完，then你就不会鸟到在那边浪费时间讲你读不完了啦。OMG chinese-english rojak inner me speaks. xD But seriously. Shut your trap. I always have headaches if I don't sleep at night and your 'awesome' voice doesn't help one bit.

And because this is my 200th post, because I officially finish trials today, because I just had an exceptionally nice day out, lets have a different finale.

FROM
THE SOMEWHAT TOO-AWESOME-TO-BE-TRUE
JAY WHY

xD